Thursday, April 29, 2010

Agent for advertising site?

its 4.53 in the morning and i got my IBM530 paper tomorrow. hum...i mean, this morning at 9.30. so, thats not my actual point to tell. what i want to tell u is that, since when did my blog or i become and agent for advertising site. haha. i was like d f?coz im promoting two sites in this blog recently. 1 was the formspring thing and one was the lamebook. and it sounds lame right?

ok lah, i got job to do. i have to review back my study. wish me luck bruv.

oh ya, next time, i want to mention about something. its an interesting topic actually. its about "joker" and about being a "cool" person. how people think of these things. hum :/

tadaa. and good morning.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

0/10 LOL

freaking lol at this.


Just saw something funny at my friend's fb page. She was tagged a photo, and the photo was originally from lamebook website. so i start googling.... and i found it. :D
funny stuff.

here is some of them

just look more at
funny eyh?

Monday, April 26, 2010

Funny irc quote.

brapa umur ko?kalau bukan 18, inda buli tengok ini. haha.

so ive been visiting some random forum last year and I found some funny irc quotes. let me quote some of them.

-Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
-zeep> rapc?
-Batty> ...
-Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
-zeep> oic
-Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
-zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
BonyNoMore> wait
BonyNoMore> never mind

anamexis> oh man
anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile ( has joined #themacmind
anamexis> and it exploded
anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
anamexis> :<

Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
spitfire> haha mendo
spitfire> take a screen shot
spitfire> wait
spitfire> that made no sense

xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.

Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado

Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

studdud> what the fuck is wtf

Have fun and want more?
the forum that i visited got the original source from here :
free to click

i hope this will make us laugh.
taraa. untill next time.

just join this thing a few days ago
im kinda new
i know this 1 from ma friend piji, when he put the link at his ym status.
so basically, this thing. um...the main function is to ask question la i guess.
any kind of questionS
so, from my POV, this is like a mini friendster.

nah, u guys should check it out tho.
u can find me here
do ask me alot of silly questions. I MEAN IT. ASK!CEPAT BAHH!

i cant rate it tho, cuz i kinda new.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

March Madness intro suck!

im getting sick of this lines every time i open, this is what i heard

"Im a living legend and im known as a bad dude. wear my nine fives with my titties when i pass you. if she a nine five i'll be like damn ooh."

watch the intro.
but still..
amzilla is a beast.

worried bastard.

"He has revealed that the only on-screen battle he will be watching this weekend is Clash of the Titans at the cinema."

damn im worried about this, 3 more 2 go, stay focus!

-born to follow blues.-

Thursday, April 22, 2010

exam takers, gud luck!

just take MGT420 paper just now, donno y d f i blanked out. but its all good tho, in the end, i manage to overcome it and i have finance paper tomorrow, and havent study a sheat yet. As for starters, im trying to get the formula into my mind first, then do the past year question since i got plenty of answers. i mean we did it in class b4. so best of luck to me, and best of luck to all my friends. hoping that lady luck will always be with u guys. insya Allah. amin~

Monday, April 5, 2010

50 fun things to do during exams.

just got this from lisa, and it is so hellarious. lmao.

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"

8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max level.

9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

10. Bring pets.

11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ).

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.

25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)

26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"

32. Bring a water pistol with you.

33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit. "

39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.

40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

41. One word: Wrestlemania.

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think. " Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".

50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher"

again credit to lisa, as well this blog.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Swinging a cactus

I found this thing a few weeks ago but still i this this very funny. haha.